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Sometimes bad news is just delightful

Dear Friends, I've been sidetracked with another project for a while but I had to come out of hiding for a second to recap some of last week's insanity. There's no way to get to it all. Melania Trump telling Christmas to fuck off didn't even make the top 10. Blockbuster stories that normally would …

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A Trump-Russia explainer and/or a wild guess

Originally published on Writer's Resist and HuffPost in early 2017. So far, I don't think I was entirely off base except that there are more ferrets and even dumber people involved than I imagined.   1987 – The Art of the Deal: Nukes Edition Trump decides that Moscow needs a Trump hotel and like every …

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An Unofficial Recap of Donald Trump’s Perfectly Normal Press Conference

From Amy's files of  "I Fucking Told You So" In case you missed it: This is a recap of Trump's press conference he had a few weeks before his inauguration where he pretended to hand over his business to the idiot sons and a lawyer named Sheri Dillon did aerial cartwheels and sang songs about …

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Get Me Roger Stone: The Unofficial Recap

The original version of this recap covered most of the film’s scenes and was slightly less disjointed but it was 2000 words long and that made some Russians pretending to be from Texas really mad so I cut it down for them. Also, nobody wants to read 2000 words about anything anymore. You should see …

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