When I turned 30, I asked my dad why I felt like I was getting dumber as I got older, like I didn't know anything anymore. I was frustrated that I didn't feel like I was gaining wisdom or insight. My dad snorted into his beer and told me that it was the first wise …
Category: Puppet Watch
Consumed the Movie: An Unofficial Recap
This is one of the things I wrote before I went into a defensive crouch in the corner of the room, trying to figure out who's fucking with me and trying to make me a puppet. I still like this piece but Jesus, I'm really mean to a (pretend) mom who's stressed about her rashy …