Anxiety, yams, and good husbands

When a normal person is asked to bring a simple casserole to a “Friendsgiving” gathering they probably do something like: Find a recipe Make a list Buy ingredients Make the casserole Get dressed Take the casserole to the gathering Stop thinking about the casserole When a bad cook with anxiety, ADHD, or some other yet-to-be-named …

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GOP: Russia Hurt My Boyfriend, The Energy Market : (

Relax, y'all. The House of Representatives is taking care of business with this whole Russia thing. No, really, they're taking care of businesses in the energy sector with a new report from the Committee on Science, Space, and Technology. Finally, the GOP is coming to the defense of the American people.  "American people" is a …

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A Trump-Russia explainer and/or a wild guess

Originally published on Writer's Resist and HuffPost in early 2017. So far, I don't think I was entirely off base except that there are more ferrets and even dumber people involved than I imagined.   1987 – The Art of the Deal: Nukes Edition Trump decides that Moscow needs a Trump hotel and like every …

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An Unofficial Recap of Donald Trump’s Perfectly Normal Press Conference

From Amy's files of  "I Fucking Told You So" In case you missed it: This is a recap of Trump's press conference he had a few weeks before his inauguration where he pretended to hand over his business to the idiot sons and a lawyer named Sheri Dillon did aerial cartwheels and sang songs about …

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Rubio’s Radicals: Skinny Soy Lattes with a Side of Tear-Gas

 This was first published on HuffPost last winter. The Women's March is honestly the first time I truly started to grasp the magnitude of my white privilege and what that means.  I still remember the feeling of seeing white women ask armed police officers to take their pictures and people hugging National Guardsmen. It was …

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Get Me Roger Stone: The Unofficial Recap

The original version of this recap covered most of the film’s scenes and was slightly less disjointed but it was 2000 words long and that made some Russians pretending to be from Texas really mad so I cut it down for them. Also, nobody wants to read 2000 words about anything anymore. You should see …

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